I would like to start off today's blog with a complaint irrelevant to whoever of you. (Which means you're not whom I'm gonna talk about today. Be thankful.)
So who knows I work in my dad's cafe, please raise your hand, foot or tentacle, claw or whatever you use to grab items...
Not many. Well, you know now :P
Now to the point. There's a tuition center near this cafe. Outside the tution center are tution students. And from this angle, the front of my shop is somehow a blind spot for those inside the tuition center. And what do they do at this blind spot? THEY SMOKE. How did you know? You're so smart. :3 But seriously.
And it's not the smoking that i'm gonna complain about.
They leave their cigarette butts in the bamboo pots in front of my dad's shop AND they don't even bother to extinguish the cigs! How irresponsible. What if the whole bamboo catches fire? Who do I complain this to? The tuition center? "Excuse me Sir, your students burnt down my dad's shop with their un-extinguished cigarette butts. Did you know that they're not supposed to smoke until they're aged... I dunno... 35?" WTH.
Well... I doubt that will work (obviously.) so I might hatch some plans of my own... Either I find a way to:
(A) Stop them from smoking altogether and extend their lifespan,
(B) Find a way to get rid of their cigarette butts without using my own hands,
(C) Kill them... What? They're already halfway to death's door with all that smoking I'm just speeding up their journey. :P
And it's not the smoking that i'm gonna complain about.
They leave their cigarette butts in the bamboo pots in front of my dad's shop AND they don't even bother to extinguish the cigs! How irresponsible. What if the whole bamboo catches fire? Who do I complain this to? The tuition center? "Excuse me Sir, your students burnt down my dad's shop with their un-extinguished cigarette butts. Did you know that they're not supposed to smoke until they're aged... I dunno... 35?" WTH.
Well... I doubt that will work (obviously.) so I might hatch some plans of my own... Either I find a way to:
(A) Stop them from smoking altogether and extend their lifespan,
(B) Find a way to get rid of their cigarette butts without using my own hands,
(C) Kill them... What? They're already halfway to death's door with all that smoking I'm just speeding up their journey. :P
Well, I't couldn't be C (without a sound plan anyway) so it's either A or B. Oh well. How about you give me some ideas? You can do it in the ShoutMix or the Comment Box (I'd prefer the shout box :P) so if you can think of a effective way that involves less blood as possible, just comment. Thanks. :D
Oh by the way, April Fools. But seriously guys, The smokers are not a joke. :( Please help.
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