Those Smokers... =.="

OK everyone. Good morning.

I would like to start off today's blog with a complaint irrelevant to whoever of you. (Which means you're not whom I'm gonna talk about today. Be thankful.)

So who knows I work in my dad's cafe, please raise your hand, foot or tentacle, claw or whatever you use to grab items...

Not many. Well, you know now :P

Now to the point. There's a tuition center near this cafe. Outside the tution center are tution students. And from this angle, the front of my shop is somehow a blind spot for those inside the tuition center. And what do they do at this blind spot? THEY SMOKE. How did you know? You're so smart. :3 But seriously.

And it's not the smoking that i'm gonna complain about.

They leave their cigarette butts in the bamboo pots in front of my dad's shop AND they don't even bother to extinguish the cigs! How irresponsible. What if the whole bamboo catches fire? Who do I complain this to? The tuition center? "Excuse me Sir, your students burnt down my dad's shop with their un-extinguished cigarette butts. Did you know that they're not supposed to smoke until they're aged... I dunno... 35?" WTH.

Well... I doubt that will work (obviously.) so I might hatch some plans of my own... Either I find a way to:
(A) Stop them from smoking altogether and extend their lifespan,
(B) Find a way to get rid of their cigarette butts without using my own hands,
(C) Kill them... What? They're already halfway to death's door with all that smoking I'm just speeding up their journey. :P 

Well, I't couldn't be C (without a sound plan anyway) so it's either A or B. Oh well. How about you give me some ideas? You can do it in the ShoutMix or the Comment Box (I'd prefer the shout box :P) so if you can think of a effective way that involves less blood as possible, just comment. Thanks. :D

Oh by the way, April Fools. But seriously guys, The smokers are not a joke. :( Please help.

.:.:.:LETS PLAY A GAME OF DECODING:.:.:.

Hello everyone.

How 'bout a game?

Don't worry you won't die. This isn't the SAW series.

Ok now basically you have to decode using this decoder and if you can understand it, paste it in the comment box or in the ShoutBox if you like.

Ok. here's the codebreaker.

 Pardon my bad handwriting. X3

Ok... now that you've understood the code, lemme test you.

What does this mean?

Again, pardon my bad handwriting.

If you have understood the code, good job. Now send secret messages. To me if you like. Whatever.

Have fun. :D

.:.:.MEMORY DELETION IN PROGRESS.:.:.

Yea... about that title... If you've been sticking around me for long enough you know that I like to delete my own memories. Yes, delete as in "forget." My system is different from yours, deal with it. :3

I have a lot of those... not so useful memories (which just take up space) so I somehow just "delete" them. You've probably done the same for some files in your computer so it can run smoothly right? I do them for a different reason.

I usually delete those painful memories which cause me those... weird disturbances. Such as my first crush declining me, torment from my enemies, and so on and so forth. But some of them just don't seem to go away completely. Like those two up there. They're the only few which have been able to be stuck in my head for the longest time. (I'm almost done with the crush though.)

The thing is, sometimes, there's the Auto-Delete function which just deletes recent memories for no reason. (Explains why I'm kinda forgetful at times...) And it took away some of my important skills... (Talking to people might be just one of them... Maybe I'm just Xenophobic.) Well... I can't complain.

So... what else? I need to learn more skills and hope they stay in my head for ALAP. (As Long As Possible) And now you have read my post, please comment in the ShoutMix over there to say how stupid I am to personify myself as a machine. Thanks and have a good day. Please deposit 50 cents into the coin slot when you exit the premises. Lol just joking. But seriously. Nah. :D

.:.:GAME START:.:.

Well... life's not actually a game but I just keep thinking of anything as a game. Makes life interesting. Although some things can't be games (obviously) such as crossing the road, (no extra lives...) Important tests, (no reset button...) and relationships with friends. (Life's not a dating simulation...) I just want to make life less boring.

Speaking of boring, (?) it's time to hit college... Damn, I just can't imagine myself not being free and lively and always bombarded with assignments from the sensei... (Then again I'm well known for not doing my homework in primary... secondary... =.=" OK I'M JUST NOT GOOD WITH HOMEWORK!) It's just that I might just be the student with the worst results ever... T.T

Maybe I should severe all ties with my friends and then just focus on whatever assignments they fling at me and this time, I'm not gonna dodge. I will go head on with it and finish it off. Even if I die in the process.

...maybe I would. Soon... The dying part.

                                        .:.:GAME OVER:.:.

                                                   Retry?

                                              [Yes] [No]

I Hate Cendol.

I Hate Cendol.

I don't care what you think and my decision is final.

I respect your taste preference but don't belanja me to cendol. seriously.

And some tips for you cendol-lovers out there: Don't go to those cheap stores. Seriously. I was at one yesterday and the incident and images have probably scarred me for life. (Scarred. And scared too.)

If you were wondering why I was eating cendol although I hated it, here's your answer: I was forced to go there and I had to order something -_-".

And for you brave people out there I have taken photos of what was in my (probably) last cendol I would ever have.

If you can see clearly, it's a hair strand (not so normal part) attached to some kind of -shudder- meat?(Abnormality Rank AA. Absolutely Abnormal.) Maybe a piece of the chef's mind (not funny.) or a part of his head. Ugh. Lucky me for not EATING it.

IT WAS DANGLING FROM THE STRAND OF HAIR!! Maybe it IS part of his head. Bleah. =.="

Well anyway I might have just spoiled half of my readers appetite with just this photo. Don't worry though I have another photo from another angle.

I wouldn't post the name of the shop coz they might sue me for destroying their way of income but they should at least get some kind of hair net or something right? RIGHT?! O.O

I don't like cendol anymore. Not before, not now, never.

-throws the dangling meat thingie at you-

The Pain is Only Momentarily...

If I hold your hand, will you grasp it tightly?

If I whisper into your ear, will you listen?

If I ask you a question, will you answer?

If I tell a joke, will your mood brighten?

If I held you tight, will you struggle?

If I kissed you, will you cry?

If you slapped me, will it tingle?

If you left me, will I die?

If you cherished me, will I smile?

If you thanked me, will I be glad?

If you killed me, will I be angry?

If I leave this world, will you be sad?

When I roam, will you follow?

If I disappear, will you be in sorrow?

Your soul is fragile, so precious you see;

But the pain will last only momentarily.

Stuff. Literally.

Ok... a lot has happened the past few months. And I'm gonna make it simple for the whole lot for you.

DuRaRaRa!! :D Yea it's a fun anime go watch it. Dollars can be joined and the password is -cough-baccano-cough- -.-

Passed my SPM but still gonna be hard to find work and Uni's with these results... Damn. I think every human has the potential to suceed in life if they weren't graded by SPM results... it's just my opinion, don't take it seriously.

Went to a camp for 3 Days and 2 Nights. Given lectures on becoming useful to humanity and physical activities like forest challenges and hill climbing. went back to camp for team performance. (I was Alibaba o.o) Then a danceoff with the Red Team's Leader... (I was a Leader myself... they chose by eldest. T.T) It was hell yeah fun. :D

Finished a remix and posted it on Facebook and Youtube :CampChaos Gold Team Performance Remix. (The remix is about the songs we sang in the performance with a weird title (as with all the weird titles in the performances) Alibaba and the Four Great Skykings.)

Finally got over my crush. Moving on. Dreamt of her again for unknown reason. Posted that on Facebook and it became the hottest topic I've ever posted. -_- I actually saw her last year before SPM (I think I saw her although I could have mistaken... I haven't really seen her the past 5-6 years...) She's changed alot and although she's not really "Ugly" but I think I've lost what I saw in her when I was in primary... lol that's way too long ago. But... she WAS beautiful in my eyes. OK I'VE SAID ENUFF NEXT TOPIC!! >.<"

Now working on a game... haven't given it a name but the object of the game is to go into a castle, kill the emperor and get out without getting killed yourself... Maybe I should just name it "Assasin" or something...

Worrying about future and online friends... my LilSis and some TV shows have kinda convinced me that my friend may be a 45 year old dude playing with my feelings. o.o I'm gonna ask (Interrogate?) her when she's (he's?) online... I really hope that she's... you know... real.

My LilSis is more worried about MY future than I am... I suck. And she wishes to earn money (which I'm not doing so the past few months... ) I'm just afraid I'm not capable of helping others... moreover attract customers to get money... I should try soon.

My mom is now forcing me to go to a malay University which gives you free admittance, food, cellphone and soulmates. (WHAT?! O.O SOULMATES!? ^&*&^#@!...) Yup. It's nuts. (And my mom thinks it's GOOD... =.=")

My dad thinks of doing breakfast hours to earn more money... Please come to ZEN.G CAFE when I give you all the signal to get a discount (...nah.) Lol.

Ok. Enuff said. Now get back to your lives and live.